The MRI My Brain Needed More Than My Heart!

A couple of years ago, one of my friends underwent a CT Angio. A few days later, he proudly announced that everything was perfectly normal. The joy and relief on his face somehow stayed with me.

For reasons best known to my brain, I too wanted to experience that same happiness one day!

Now, my total cholesterol has been hovering around 250 for the last seven or eight years. My doctor had always been optimistic that diet and lifestyle changes would do the trick. But after patiently watching my valiant efforts produce less-than-valiant results, he recently waved the white flag and prescribed a 5 mg statin.  His approach towards my HbA1c was no different. As long as it stayed below 7, he preferred that I continue with lifestyle modifications rather than tablets. Thankfully, I have been hovering around 6.5.

Inspired by my friend's "all-clear" report, I decided that perhaps I too should undergo a CT Angio. I even booked one online before the laboratory politely reminded me that a doctor's prescription was mandatory.

So off I went to my doctor.

The moment I requested a prescription for a CT Angio, he looked at me rather curiously.

"What made you think of a CT Angio?" he asked.

Now, admitting that I merely wanted to replicate my friend's happiness didn't sound particularly intelligent. So I quickly manufactured a more respectable reason.

"I've crossed sixty, Doctor. My cholesterol has been around 250 for years. I thought it would be good to get a preventive check done."

He smiled and gently dismantled my entire plan.

He explained that a CT Angio was almost the last investigation in the protocol for evaluating heart disease. Preventive evaluation would normally begin with an ECG, 2D Echo, Treadmill Test and similar investigations. Only if those raised doubts would one think of a CT Angio.

That was the end of my dream.

Or so I thought.

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A couple of days ago, one of my regular walking companions, a genuine well-wisher, circulated a promotional offer from a newly opened diagnostic centre. They had installed a brand-new 3 Tesla MRI machine and were offering MRIs at an inaugural price.

I ignored the message completely.

This morning, just as I was leaving the lake after my jog, he appeared after a gap of three or four days and casually asked whether anyone was interested in an MRI at the promotional price.

Jokingly, I replied, "I'm interested only if they're offering a CT Angio!"

He immediately countered, "Why CT Angio? Go for a Cardiac MRI. It gives a complete picture of the heart."

That single sentence was enough.

My dormant desire sprang back to life.

After all, I comfortably jog five kilometres every morning and have been doing so for several years. I was convinced a treadmill test wouldn't reveal anything new. Besides, I had only recently started taking a 5 mg statin for my cholesterol.

Here was a golden opportunity to get a "complete heart profile."

Before I could change my mind, my friend had already fixed the appointment, shared the location and even arranged for a prescription.

When I sheepishly asked him what to do about not having one, he confidently replied,

"Don't worry. That will be taken care of."

That sounded wonderfully reassuring!

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I returned home, changed quickly and announced that I would be back in about ninety minutes.

My mother, however, had other ideas.

She insisted that I eat something before leaving.

The problem was that it happened to be Amavasya, and according to our family tradition, I wasn't supposed to eat outside that day.

I confidently assured her that I had to be on an empty stomach anyway and that I would certainly return home for lunch.

She wasn't entirely convinced.

As events unfolded, neither was I.

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During the Uber ride, I decided to educate myself about Cardiac MRI.

Google happily informed me that it was the "Gold Standard."

I had absolutely no idea what that meant.

But "Gold Standard" sounded wonderfully prestigious.

I was delighted.

The same Google then casually informed me that I should ideally not have consumed coffee during the previous twenty-four hours.

My morning coffee had been at 6.30 a.m.

Oops!

Then came another pleasant surprise.

The procedure wasn't the two or three minutes I had imagined.

It could take well over ninety minutes.

And there was another unfamiliar word waiting for me.

Claustrophobia.

Suddenly my enthusiasm reduced considerably.

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I reached the diagnostic centre fifteen minutes early.

The staff were exceptionally courteous.

Within minutes, the referred person appeared with my prescription.

I informed them about my morning coffee.

"No problem," they said. "We'll wait another forty-five minutes."

Soon I was escorted to change into the MRI gown.

The nurse instructed me to remove everything and wear the hospital gown.

I must confess my facial expressions probably revealed more anxiety than dignity.

Sensing my discomfort, the senior technician immediately added,

"You can wear it over your undergarments."

That single sentence produced more relief than any medical reassurance could have.

An IV line was inserted to administer the contrast dye later.

The nurse remarked that my veins were difficult to locate and advised me to drink nearly four litres of water every day.

I reminded her that I had come on an empty stomach.

She smiled.

"I mean on normal days!"

Fair enough.

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Finally, I entered the MRI machine.

The technician explained that I would repeatedly hear instructions asking me to breathe in, hold my breath for ten to fifteen seconds and then relax.

He also reassuringly mentioned that the scan would take about forty-five minutes.

Compared to the ninety minutes Google had threatened me with, this suddenly sounded like a picnic.

I mentally congratulated myself for being so well prepared.

The machine began its orchestra of loud knocks, thuds and mechanical music.

Fortunately, I could keep my eyes open throughout.

Gradually I became accustomed to the rhythm.

Breath in.

Hold.

Relax.

Repeat.

After some time I was brought out briefly for the contrast injection.

A freezing sensation travelled up my arm.

It was uncomfortable but bearable.

I asked how much longer it would take.

Either nobody answered or the headphones prevented me from hearing the reply.

The journey continued.

Eventually the table slid out for the final time.

I had survived!

Feeling rather triumphant, I casually asked the technician,

"How long was I inside?"

He smiled sheepishly.

"About one hour and twenty minutes."

Only then did I realise that the advertised forty-five minutes had apparently referred to just one half of the procedure!

Psychology can be a wonderful thing.

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The technician congratulated me for being an extremely cooperative patient.

Outside, my walking friend was waiting with a piece of chikki to celebrate my successful emergence from the tunnel.

After changing back into my clothes, I thanked every member of the staff and wished the new diagnostic centre every success.

One of the receptionists requested a review.

I happily obliged with glowing praise for their professionalism and caring attitude.

They seemed genuinely pleased.

I then returned home in an Uber, feeling immensely proud of myself.

Not because of the MRI report.

But because I had successfully spent over eighty minutes inside a machine that many people dread.

Without food too!

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Back home, my mother was visibly relieved.

She wanted to know why I had gone for such an elaborate investigation and when the report would arrive.

I told her it would probably be ready the next day.

To my surprise, within a couple of hours the MRI images themselves arrived through WhatsApp.

I stared at them for several minutes.

They looked absolutely magnificent.

Unfortunately, I couldn't understand a single thing.

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I then forwarded the images to the same friend whose CT Angio had originally inspired me.

The real reason was that his son-in-law happened to be a cardiac surgeon.

Within half an hour my friend called and requested me to speak to his son-in-law.

For a moment, I was both a little nervous and strangely happy. Nervous at the thought that the test might reveal something unwelcome, yet happy that I had taken the initiative to get it done voluntarily so that, if there was an issue, I'd know about it.

Surely he must have noticed something serious.

Instead, the young surgeon's very first question was,

"Uncle... why did you undergo this test?"

I narrated the entire story.

He patiently explained that everything looked normal.

His concern wasn't the report.

His concern was that I had undergone such an elaborate investigation without any medical indication.

He also explained that the contrast dye isn't something doctors use casually and that advanced investigations should generally be undertaken only when a qualified physician considers them necessary.

That single conversation probably taught me more than the MRI itself.

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My mother had been overhearing my side of the conversation.

After I disconnected, she asked what the doctor had said.

I explained that he was wondering why I had undergone the Cardiac MRI in the first place.

Without missing a beat, she pointed towards my head and delivered her diagnosis.

"Tell him nothing is wrong with your heart. Everything is wrong only in your brain. That's the MRI you really needed!"

We both burst into laughter.

Perhaps, after all that excitement, she wasn't entirely wrong!

Sometimes, the heart doesn't need reassurance.

It's our overenthusiastic brain that does.

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