The Group That Went Silent

For more than a couple of months, an unusual silence had descended upon one of the most active WhatsApp groups that I belong to.

This is not just any group. It consists of about thirteen of us, a handful of close friends, their spouses, and a healthy mix of enthusiasm, talent, competitiveness and occasional chaos. Every month, one of us hosts a full-day gathering featuring karaoke, dumb charades, board games, impromptu contests and whatever creative activity someone dreams up over a cup of tea.

The silence, unfortunately, was largely my doing.

My uncle's health had taken a turn that required considerable attention from the family. As things evolved, I found myself tied to home, coordinating, helping and generally ensuring that everything went as smoothly as possible.  In a twist of timing, my place happened to be the designated venue for the next gathering.  Under the circumstances, neither could I leave home comfortably nor did I feel particularly inclined to invite a dozen energetic friends over for a day-long celebration.

What touched me most was the way everyone responded.

Nobody complained.

Nobody pressured me.

In fact, many volunteered help in every possible form. All I had to do, they said, was ask.

They were so considerate that they even stopped their usual WhatsApp chatter. The group that normally discussed everything from music to movies to cricket scores suddenly became a ghost town. A few of the habitual karaoke song-posters, who generally require no external encouragement to showcase their latest recordings, also went into self-imposed silence.

In hindsight, it appeared that the entire group had collectively decided to match my presumed mood.

As my uncle gradually recovered and life started returning to a semblance of normalcy, I too felt ready to reconnect. Around this time, the mother of one of my friends called me. Her six-month stay in India was coming to an end and she was returning to the US the following week. She wondered if I could visit before she left.

I landed up at their place the very next day.

During our conversation, I learnt about the extraordinary restraint the group had exercised all these weeks. I laughed and told my friend that while I had certainly been occupied, everyone seemed to have imagined me sitting at home staring solemnly into the distance. A phone call or two would not have hurt. In fact, even a call to sympathise with my situation might have cheered me up.

More importantly, I discovered that everyone had patiently postponed gatherings simply because they wanted me to be part of them. Ours is a group that routinely shifts dates backward and forward to maximise attendance. Nobody wanted to proceed without ensuring that everyone could participate.

Meanwhile, one friend in particular was finding the prolonged inactivity increasingly difficult to bear.

He happens to be one of the principal architects of our social calendar, especially when it comes to organising outstation trips and group events. Unable to tolerate the drought any longer, and reassured by me that I was now capable of participating again, he persuaded his wife to initiate the long-awaited karaoke gathering.

She dutifully posted an invitation and suggested a date.

That was when the real entertainment began.

One family could not make it.

They suggested the following weekend.

Another family couldn't make that one.

A third proposed an alternative.

A fourth already had travel plans.

Before long, June resembled an intricate Sudoku puzzle. Every date worked for some and failed for others. Ironically, the person who had initiated the invitation found herself overwhelmed by the flood of responses. To complicate matters further, her sister was arriving from the US and she understandably wanted to spend time with her as well.

The discussion grew longer.

The responses multiplied.

The date remained elusive.

Having watched this discussion go around in circles for long enough, I decided it was time to contribute constructively to the proceedings in the only way I know, by provoking the group a little and perhaps the initiator in particular.

So I reminded everyone of some forgotten karaoke history and posted the following:

"I remember posting my songs and then waiting patiently for someone... anyone, to at least acknowledge that they existed. More often than not, they were met with radio silence, except for (Mr) A, who seemed to have an automated template ready: "Excellent rendition..." followed by a brief mention of the tiny fraction of the song where the pitch happened to align.

Then (Mr) M would post a song. The moment I complimented him on a particularly well-rendered portion, my phone would ring almost instantly. He would be eager to know whether the pitch, timing, and every other conceivable parameter had not only matched but perhaps surpassed the original itself.

(Mrs) A, in her enthusiasm to encourage a promising new entrant like (Mr) M, would declare that he had captured the very soul of the original song. (Mr) A, faithful to his templates, would add how beautifully it had been rendered, though, to be fair, he seemed to possess a separate template for every occasion. (Mr) H had a different strategy: he would patiently wait for a couple of positive comments to accumulate and then join the bandwagon with a supportive remark of his own.

Eventually, I figured out why my posts were being so comprehensively ignored. The group had apparently concluded that even the slightest appreciation would inflate my confidence to dangerous levels and unleash upon them every version, retake, alternate take, rehearsal take, and experimental variation of the same song that I had ever recorded.

Having become accustomed to such lukewarm responses for my carefully filtered masterpieces, and marginally warmer ones for (Mr) M, I now find it fascinating that a single prompt from (Mrs) A has triggered such extraordinary levels of participation. What's even more impressive is that she has already made a graceful exit from the discussion under the perfectly legitimate pretext of her sister's arrival.

In our terminology, it was essentially a classic "fart-and-forget" exercise. The initiator has moved on, while the rest of us are left engaged in an elaborate debate about the aroma."

The aroma had barely begun to circulate through the group before the initiator herself emerged from hiding.

What several rounds of date suggestions, counter-proposals, attendance calculations, calendar consultations and stakeholder management exercises could not achieve was accomplished almost instantly by a little discussion on the aroma.

She promptly agreed to the date that suited everyone else and, lest anyone accuse her of abandoning her own initiative, assured us that she would attend along with her sister who would by then have arrived from the US.

With that single message, a problem that had survived a couple of days of democratic deliberations was resolved.

Peace was restored.

Attendance was secured.

The gathering was back on track.

And the rest of us were left wondering whether all future scheduling challenges should simply begin with a carefully crafted fart-and-forget message.

Of course, now that the date is fixed, another challenge looms on the horizon.

The karaoke singers have been released from captivity.

Somewhere in the background, recordings are being dusted off, rehearsed and polished for deployment.

And if history is any guide, I fully expect my own submissions to continue receiving the same carefully calibrated level of appreciation designed to prevent an uncontrollable flood of director's cuts, alternate takes and remastered editions.

Some traditions, thankfully, are worth preserving.

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